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The Pink Elephant

Why do elephants wear pink shoes? To hide in the grass. Have you ever seen an elephant with pink shoes? No?

Motorbike Abscess

A man goes to the doctor and says "Doctor, my farts sound like a motorbike."

Predatory Scheduling

Pretty unfair that sharks get a whole week

Detective Tech

If someone stole Sherlock Holmes' magnifying glass, how would he search for clues?

Musical Assets

Whenever i am lonely or depressed my piano makes me feel better...

Gourmet Gorilla

What do they feed a gorilla when he goes to Paris?

Bird Diet

Why wouldn't the bird let her chicks go near the pig pen?

Interior Design Crime

I'm sorry I committed a home invasion

Small Scale Mystery

What do you call a midget psychic on the run from the law?

A Fastening Film

I recently saw a movie about nuts and bolts...

The Podcasting Pooch

Yeah, I guess you could say I "rescued" my dog.

Hi, I'd like to order a baby

"Excuse me?" It says here you deliver babies? "Sir this is a hospital"

Pirate Hygiene

How do you test a pirate for crabs?

Rock. Paper. Scissors.

Rock. Paper. Scissors.

Non-Prophet Organization

What is atheism?

The Lost Traveler

Learning how to say "where the hell am I?" in eight languages.

Mathematical Matrimony

What do my wife and my math teacher have in common?

Dammit Dad

Dad: "Whaddya got there, son?" Son: "Soy milk."

Chilly Encounter

What happens when you mix a snowman and a vampire?

Romantic Red Flags

When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's sweet.

Scientific Faith

Did you know that protons have mass?