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Worm Burial

What happens to a tapeworm after it dies?

Tech Support Nightmare

My laptop is so dumb. Every time it says "Your password is incorrect", I type in: "incorrect"

The Optimist's Solution

If you see a glass as half empty,

The Food Chain

[god creating ants]

A Sweet Birthday Wish

What did the Ice Cream say to the Birthday Girl?

The Sweet Stumble

An alcoholic walks into a candy store...

A Prophetic Nose

What do you call someone who knows all?

I've lost my dad.

A small boy got lost at a baseball game and went up to a police officer. "What's he like?" asked the officer. The boy replied,

The Color-Blind Canine

What kind of dog chases anything red?

Biblical Irony

"I love my Job!"

The Non-Returning Boomerang

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

Monday Morning Gravity

Monday Morning...

The Overachieving Amphibian

Knock, knock. Who’s there? To. To who?

The High School Horror

The scariest room in a haunted house would be filled with people you haven't seen since high school

Double the Fun

What do you call conjoined dolphins?

Fashion Hacks

LIFE HACK:

A Poor Domain Choice

I made a website for Kids' jokes.

The Grammar Police Investigation

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Passive voice. Passive voice who?

Quantum Quacks

Two ducks are arguing in a bar about quantum physics... One turns to the other and says, 'Quark Quark'

A Cheesy Confession

The awkward moment when you say, "I love you,"