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Microwave Diplomacy

How do you reheat a cold war?

Canine Composer

It's pretty impressive that Beethoven could play the piano

The Monday Morning Knock

Knock knock. Who's there? Deadline. Deadline who?

Totally Original

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Some Poems Rhyme,

The Aging Process

I'm old.

A Nautical Nuisance

What would you call a person who isn't worthy of being looked at?

Wizardly Habits

What does Harry Potter say when he wants a cigarette?

The Existential Interview

INTERVIEWER: thank u, those are all my questions. do u hav any questions for us ME: yes...why do i want this job

The Owl's Midnight Interruption

Knock knock. Who's there? Owl. Owl who?

The Penguin's Career Advice

I tried to take life lessons from a penguin. They're always dressed for success, they never skip leg day, and they somehow thrive in the coldest conditions. I figured if anyone could teach me how to pull myself together, it was them.

Spicy Misconception

Pepper spray...

Floating Wool

What do you call a sheep with no legs?

Discount Grammar

Teacher: Johnny, please use 'discount' in a sentence. Johnny:

Dung Beetle Dilemmas

"Getting real tired of your crap..."

Astronomy Competition

I entered an astronomy competition the other day...

High-Level Humor

Have you heard the one about the ceiling fan?

The Infinite Loop

An environmentalist group found a place with the world's highest recycling rate...

Culinary Ease

Making Asian food is easy...

Astronaut Fashion

Which astronaut wears the biggest helmet?

Numbing Romance

I used to date an anaesthetist...

Halloween Traditions

What do rednecks do on Halloween?