Somebody actually complimented me on my driving today.
They left a little note on the windscreen that said 'Parking Fine'.
I tried to impress my Italian neighbor by using an idiom I learned from an app. I told him, with great confidence, that I had a pet ferret in my pocket.
At midnight, I told myself I'd only take a sliver of pie to even out the edge.
My gym membership has been so loyal this year. It shows up on my bank statement every single month.
My new smart fridge sends me an alert if I leave the door open too long.
My husband agreed to the couples costume but only if he doesn't have to do anything.
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