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Frosty Olfactory

What did one snowman say to the other snowman?

The Recluse's Surprise

Whenever I see a hot girl on the streets

The Cleaning Cycle

Me: My room is in shambles. Where do I start cleaning!? *5mins later*

The Second Pass

Do you believe in love at first sight

Mermaid Fashion

Why does the little mermaid wear sea-shells?

Radioactive Dining

Planning on starting a restaurant called 'Cobalt 60'.

The Miracle Diet

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything

Crocodile Math

Crocodiles; these prehistoric beasts can grow up to 20 feet!

Brow-Raising Advice

Girls, if you're gonna shave your eyebrows off just to draw them on again, at least make them interesting.

Dining Etiquette

What do you take before every meal?

"It's not a colonoscopy, it's a colonoscpportunity!"

gastroenterologist who is also a motivational speaker

The Literal Recipe

When life hands you 2 Lemons 1 cup sugar 2 tbsp flour 3 tbsp cornstarch 1 cup water 2 tbsp butter 4 eggs 1 pie crust

We don't serve time travellers here

We don't serve time travellers here said the bartender. A time traveller walks into a bar.

The Weather App's Honest Review

I asked my weather app how accurate it was. It said, 'We're right about 50% of the time.' I said, 'That's terrible!' It said, 'Yeah, but that's still better than your uncle who checks the sky and says, '

The Financial Chord

For two years in high school, I took guitar lessons.

A Rainy Day Safari

What's big and grey and protects you from the rain?

Planned Obsolescence

Let me make an iphone joke.

Zombie Survival Strategy

I'd do well in a zombie apocalypse because I'm near sighted, get cramps if I don't get enough potassium

Chuck Norris Physics

When Chuck Norris does a pushup,

Shampoo Rebellion

Horrifically awaiting the day

Quacking Dead

A zombie apocalypse would be so much funnier