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A Magnanimous Gesture
Friend: "Hey, that girl is cute. Can you put in a good word for me?" Me: "Sure"
The Cruelest Birthday Candles
When you're a kid, blowing out birthday candles is the most exciting moment of the year. You close your eyes, make a wish, and feel like magic is real. When you're in your forties, you close your eyes, take a deep breath, and...
Babe, is it in?
"Babe, is it in?" *"Yea."* **"Does it hurt?"** *"Uh huh."* **"Let me put it in slowly."** *"It still hurts."*
Amusement Park Logic
Exec 1: So, you wait in long lines. No shade. Crying kids. Drinks cost $7.00. Exec 2: Nice. What do we call it?
Ketchup Logic
Her: What veggies are the kids having with dinner? Me: (Smacking the bottom of a ketchup bottle)
Celebrity Savings
Celebrities are so rich because they save money every time they attend a movie premiere for free.
