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Wine Wisdom

You prefer white wine over red?

Streaming in Moscow

Where do Russians stream movies from?

Supporting Roles

Watching TV today I saw a struggling actress I used to know had landed a job in a bra commercial.

Blood

Knock Knock. Who's there!

The DIY Groomer

I just vacuumed my dog to cut down on indoor shedding,

A Simple Request

Waiter: What can I get you sir? Gastronomist:

Bearded Ark Builder

The rain is starting to worry me.

My grandfather knew the exact time of the exact day of the exact year that he would die.

Wow, what an evolved soul! How did it come to him?

The Giraffe's Big Complaint

I asked a giraffe if he ever gets tired of being so tall. He said, 'Honestly, the height doesn't bother me at all.'

Pointless Technology

Why the new Apple Pencil isn't included with the new iPad Pro.

A Tall Order

I bet short people get really excited when they accidentally hit their head on things.

Text from niece

I'm board!

A Musical Swim

Where does Justin Timberlake go swimming when he's in the Ukraine?

Retail Theater

Watching married couples argue in Bed Bath & Beyond

Shocking Savings

How much for these old batteries?

HR Investigation

HR: Know why we called you down? Me: Hmm...a raise? HR: You know we monitor internet usage right?

The Teflon Paradox

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON...

Parental Math

New Coworker: So do you have any kids? Me: Yeah, one too many. New Coworker: Haha, oh yeah? How many do you have?

X-Ray Xylophone

me: remember how i was talking about getting a xylophone [doctor holds up my x-ray] where the hell are your ribs?

The Quitter's Paradox

I was going to quit all my bad habits for the new year,

Time Management

Why kill time