Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wild dogs
One says to the other "should we stop and outnumber them?"
keep running you fool we're brothers!!
One says to the other "should we stop and outnumber them?"
keep running you fool we're brothers!!
I asked my weather app how accurate it was. It said, 'We're right about 50% of the time.' I said, 'That's terrible!' It said, 'Yeah, but that's still better than your uncle who checks the sky and says, '
I found a guy kayaking in my attic when I got home from work today...
Why did the spaghetti refuse to go to the party?
I spent three hours today carefully crafting the perfect caption, choosing the ideal filter, and finding just the right hashtags to post a photo of my lunch.
I asked my doctor why my knees pop, my back cracks, and my shoulders click every time I move. He said my body is just trying to communicate with me. I asked what it's saying.
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