The Vanishing Act
A Spanish magician announced that for his final trick, he would vanish into thin air. He counted down: uno, dos, then POOF!
He was gone, without a tres.
A Spanish magician announced that for his final trick, he would vanish into thin air. He counted down: uno, dos, then POOF!
He was gone, without a tres.
Knock knock. Who's there? Chef. Chef who?
What do you call a helicopter with an ejection seat?
I asked the meteorologist why he seemed so emotionally distant lately. He said he'd been going through a lot.
Knock knock. Who's there? Closure. Closure who?
I asked my weather app how accurate it was. It said, 'We're right about 50% of the time.' I said, 'That's terrible!' It said, 'Yeah, but that's still better than your uncle who checks the sky and says, '
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