The Tortilla Test
True: If you don't eat a whole basket of tortilla chips before your entree arrives in a Mexican restaurant
it means you don't love your mom.
True: If you don't eat a whole basket of tortilla chips before your entree arrives in a Mexican restaurant
it means you don't love your mom.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Passive voice. Passive voice who?
My smartphone is so incredibly advanced that it can translate ancient Greek in real-time and map the entire observable universe. Yet, the moment I walk into the kitchen to get a glass of water, it loses the Wi-Fi signal and acts like we've traveled back to 1994.
Why don't you want your nose to be 12 inches long?
An infectious disease enters a bar and the bartender says, 'we don't serve your kind here'.
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