The pun-ishment of notes
When notes get in treble, bass-ically they get put behind bars.
The alto-nate punishment is to push them off a clef and hope they land flat on sharp objects.
When notes get in treble, bass-ically they get put behind bars.
The alto-nate punishment is to push them off a clef and hope they land flat on sharp objects.
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