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No Eye Doctors in Alaska

Why are there no eye doctors in the chain of Alaskan Islands?

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Vegans Having An Argument

If two vegans are having an argument...

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Monday's Surprising Motivation

My son asked me why I always seem so energetic on Monday mornings. I told him it's because I spend all weekend recharging.

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Hide-and-Seek Tournament Troubles

A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, "You look like you've got a lot on your mind." The man replies, "Yeah… I tried to organize a hide-and-seek tournament" The bartender asks, "How'd it go?"

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Cemetery Cell Service Struggles

My son said he didn't get a phone signal when walking past the cemetery.

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The Handyman's Unfinished Business

Knock knock. Who's there? Drywall. Drywall who?

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