The Pirate's Curriculum
Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
Because they could spend years at C.
Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
Because they could spend years at C.
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Two strangers in an elevator both said, 'Well, here we go.'
I typed a thoughtful response to the group chat, then watched six people discuss something else entirely for forty minutes.
After fourteen minutes of parallel parking, I finally got the car into the space.
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