The Pirate's Curriculum
Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
Because they could spend years at C.
Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
Because they could spend years at C.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Committed. Committed who?
I tried to fix my sagging ceiling by nailing a giant piece of toast to the joists, but the whole thing collapsed anyway.
My friend asked me if I felt like I was getting older, so I told him I’m starting to feel like a rare, historical artifact.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Passive voice. Passive voice who?
My smartphone is so incredibly advanced that it can translate ancient Greek in real-time and map the entire observable universe. Yet, the moment I walk into the kitchen to get a glass of water, it loses the Wi-Fi signal and acts like we've traveled back to 1994.
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