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The Overachieving Amphibian

Knock, knock. Who’s there? To. To who?

By LaughParty

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The Grammar Police Investigation

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Passive voice. Passive voice who?

By LaughParty

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My smartphone is so incredibly advanced that it can translate ancient Greek in real-time and map the entire observable universe. Yet, the moment I walk into the kitchen to get a glass of water, it loses the Wi-Fi signal and acts like we've traveled back to 1994.