The Gator's Order
A guy walks into a bar and asks "Do you serve lawyers?" The bartender responds "Yes, of course!"
The man then says "Well then. I'll have a beer for myself and a lawyer for my alligator."
A guy walks into a bar and asks "Do you serve lawyers?" The bartender responds "Yes, of course!"
The man then says "Well then. I'll have a beer for myself and a lawyer for my alligator."
A toddler crosses her arms, studies the broccoli, and says, 'I object.'
A fictional ghost got tired of rattling chains, so now he just leaves cabinet doors open.
The spiders in my garage have been here longer than I have, and have built beautiful homes.
I baked cookies for the new neighbors and left a note that said, "We've been expecting you."
Every fridge has a container labeled "Leftovers."
I let my husband handle the Halloween decorations on his own.
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