The Cheesy Emergency
I'm gonna buy some cheese and put it behind glass with a sign that reads
"In queso emergency, break glass"
I'm gonna buy some cheese and put it behind glass with a sign that reads
"In queso emergency, break glass"
I told my doctor I was worried about my memory getting worse as I age. He said the good news is there's a simple trick to remember everything, just associate new information with something you already know really well.
My boss just announced that we are going to start having a daily 'Efficiency Synergy Session' to discuss why we aren't getting our work done on time.
I asked my calendar why it seemed so stressed around the end of December. It said it had too many dates to keep track of. I told it to just take things one day at a time.
I told my GPS to take me somewhere I've never been before.
How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
What did the french chef give his wife on Valentine's day?
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