The Breakfast Solution
ME: all the King's horses and men couldn't put u back together. HUMPTY DUMPTY: what now?
M: [opening package of bacon] I'll think of something
ME: all the King's horses and men couldn't put u back together. HUMPTY DUMPTY: what now?
M: [opening package of bacon] I'll think of something
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Passive voice. Passive voice who?
My smartphone is so incredibly advanced that it can translate ancient Greek in real-time and map the entire observable universe. Yet, the moment I walk into the kitchen to get a glass of water, it loses the Wi-Fi signal and acts like we've traveled back to 1994.
Why don't you want your nose to be 12 inches long?
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