The Bread Clip Is the Only Thing Holding This Kitchen Together
We have a drawer full of bread clips and not one working relationship with a bread bag.
Every loaf ends up sealed with a knot that only the person who tied it can open.
We have a drawer full of bread clips and not one working relationship with a bread bag.
Every loaf ends up sealed with a knot that only the person who tied it can open.
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My Bluetooth connected to a car outside my window this morning.
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