Social Media Breakups
Sorry, but breaking up with you on facebook
was the best way of letting all your friends know I'm available.
Sorry, but breaking up with you on facebook
was the best way of letting all your friends know I'm available.
Knock knock. Who's there? Chef. Chef who?
What do you call a helicopter with an ejection seat?
I asked the meteorologist why he seemed so emotionally distant lately. He said he'd been going through a lot.
Knock knock. Who's there? Closure. Closure who?
I asked my weather app how accurate it was. It said, 'We're right about 50% of the time.' I said, 'That's terrible!' It said, 'Yeah, but that's still better than your uncle who checks the sky and says, '
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