Procrastination Goals
My goal for 2017...
is to accomplish the goals of 2016 which I should have done in 2015 because I made a promise in 2014 and planned in 2013
My goal for 2017...
is to accomplish the goals of 2016 which I should have done in 2015 because I made a promise in 2014 and planned in 2013
My new smart fridge sent me an alert at 2 a.m. saying the door was open.
I own six umbrellas, and every time it rains, all six are at someone else's house.
I wore a white shirt to a spaghetti dinner out of pure optimism.
My parrot has perfected the microwave beep so well that I now wander into the kitchen at 2 a.m.
Every grocery cart I choose has three wheels heading to produce and one wheel heading to a new life.
The moment my phone hits one percent, I become someone who would knock on a stranger's door.
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