Priorities
[on the phone] wife: My mom tripped over the dog me: Is she ok? wife: Yeah me: Can I talk to her? wife: Sure *calls for the dog*
The dog is the priority.
[on the phone] wife: My mom tripped over the dog me: Is she ok? wife: Yeah me: Can I talk to her? wife: Sure *calls for the dog*
The dog is the priority.
In this work of comic fiction, a man dressed as a traffic cone stood at the end of his driveway to get into the spirit.
A sticky note on the fridge has held its post faithfully for six months.
His phone said 'Storage Full,' so he bravely cleared out four hundred nearly identical sunsets.
Dad set the camera on a fence post and raced to join the group.
The router blinked off, and everyone looked up from their phones for the first time in months.
His friend interrupted him at lunch to point out a dog in a tiny raincoat.
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