Polite Pastries
You can tell Tim Horton's is a Canadian franchise,
because my donut just apologized for making me fat.
You can tell Tim Horton's is a Canadian franchise,
because my donut just apologized for making me fat.
My goldfish swims past the little plastic castle every few seconds with the wide-eyed joy of a first-time visitor.
My calendar invite said, 'Quick sync, 15 minutes.'
I lit a candle labeled 'Clean Cotton Morning' and waited for peace and calm.
My Bluetooth connected to a car outside my window this morning.
I bought a squirrel-proof bird feeder and was very proud of it.
My office printer jams only when I'm in a hurry, a manager is watching, or I say, 'This should be quick.'
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