Pick a Card, Any Barnyard
I was playing guitar, then my 2 year old took my guitar pick and dropped it somewhere. "Where is my pick?" I said.
He replied, "Oink Oink!" I repeated the question but got the same answer every time.
I was playing guitar, then my 2 year old took my guitar pick and dropped it somewhere. "Where is my pick?" I said.
He replied, "Oink Oink!" I repeated the question but got the same answer every time.
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