Mild Is a Dare in Disguise
The menu said the hot sauce was 'medium,' so I ordered it with confidence.
Three minutes later I was explaining my childhood to a glass of milk.
The menu said the hot sauce was 'medium,' so I ordered it with confidence.
Three minutes later I was explaining my childhood to a glass of milk.
My hamster ran eight miles on his wheel last night.
My toaster has settings from one to six, and I've tested them all.
My new smart fridge sent me an alert at 2 a.m. saying the door was open.
I own six umbrellas, and every time it rains, all six are at someone else's house.
I wore a white shirt to a spaghetti dinner out of pure optimism.
My parrot has perfected the microwave beep so well that I now wander into the kitchen at 2 a.m.
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