Fruit Matrimony
Why do melons have traditional marriages?
Because they cantaloupe
Why do melons have traditional marriages?
Because they cantaloupe
Why are there no eye doctors in the chain of Alaskan Islands?
My son asked me why I always seem so energetic on Monday mornings. I told him it's because I spend all weekend recharging.
A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, "You look like you've got a lot on your mind." The man replies, "Yeah… I tried to organize a hide-and-seek tournament" The bartender asks, "How'd it go?"
My son said he didn't get a phone signal when walking past the cemetery.
Knock knock. Who's there? Drywall. Drywall who?
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