Fire Safety 101
Ok kids, this is a smoke detector, if you hear it beeping change the battery,
if it's still beeping, check to see if ur on fire.
Ok kids, this is a smoke detector, if you hear it beeping change the battery,
if it's still beeping, check to see if ur on fire.
My new smart fridge sent me an alert at 2 a.m. saying the door was open.
I own six umbrellas, and every time it rains, all six are at someone else's house.
I wore a white shirt to a spaghetti dinner out of pure optimism.
My parrot has perfected the microwave beep so well that I now wander into the kitchen at 2 a.m.
Every grocery cart I choose has three wheels heading to produce and one wheel heading to a new life.
The moment my phone hits one percent, I become someone who would knock on a stranger's door.
Explore more ways to smile on LaughParty.
We use cookies for analytics and to show and measure personalized ads. Reject them and you still get the jokes, just with generic ads. Change your mind any time via "Cookie Choices" in the footer. Privacy Policy
Comments (0)
Log in or sign up to leave a comment.
No comments yet. Be the first to comment!