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Fight, Flight, or Furniture

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Experts say the body has a fight-or-flight response.

Mine has a third option: freeze, then apologize to the coffee table I just bumped into.

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Tags: Anxiety Apologizing Clumsy Coffeetable Fightorflight Freeze Introvert Stressresponse

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