Canine Seismic Sensors
My dog can predict when an earthquake is going to happen.
But television doorbell versus actual doorbell baffles him every time.
My dog can predict when an earthquake is going to happen.
But television doorbell versus actual doorbell baffles him every time.
Knock knock. Who's there? Chef. Chef who?
What do you call a helicopter with an ejection seat?
I asked the meteorologist why he seemed so emotionally distant lately. He said he'd been going through a lot.
Knock knock. Who's there? Closure. Closure who?
I asked my weather app how accurate it was. It said, 'We're right about 50% of the time.' I said, 'That's terrible!' It said, 'Yeah, but that's still better than your uncle who checks the sky and says, '
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