Banking on Democracy
so as I went in to vote this morning, an old lady told me to make sure I voted for the candidate that could make change.
Boy, is my bank teller going to be surprised!
so as I went in to vote this morning, an old lady told me to make sure I voted for the candidate that could make change.
Boy, is my bank teller going to be surprised!
I asked my weather app how accurate it was. It said, 'We're right about 50% of the time.' I said, 'That's terrible!' It said, 'Yeah, but that's still better than your uncle who checks the sky and says, '
I found a guy kayaking in my attic when I got home from work today...
Why did the spaghetti refuse to go to the party?
I spent three hours today carefully crafting the perfect caption, choosing the ideal filter, and finding just the right hashtags to post a photo of my lunch.
I asked my doctor why my knees pop, my back cracks, and my shoulders click every time I move. He said my body is just trying to communicate with me. I asked what it's saying.
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