Bakery Sign Reading 'Yesterday's Bread, Still Pretty Decent' Outsells Fresh Loaves
A fictional bakery owner tries total honesty in her marketing.
Customers say they finally trust a business that admits the croissants have seen things.
A fictional bakery owner tries total honesty in her marketing.
Customers say they finally trust a business that admits the croissants have seen things.
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My calendar invite said, 'Quick sync, 15 minutes.'
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My Bluetooth connected to a car outside my window this morning.
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