Autobots Assemble
Optimus Prime: AUTOBOTS, ROLL OUT.
Me: *walks downstairs* where the hell is my toaster and microwave?
Optimus Prime: AUTOBOTS, ROLL OUT.
Me: *walks downstairs* where the hell is my toaster and microwave?
I strut into every haunted house acting completely fearless.
I spent forty minutes searching the hardware store for someone who works there.
I finally worked up the courage to ask for her number.
Reheating leftovers always goes the same way: lava on the edges, glacier in the middle,
My phone started fixing my grammar in the middle of a text argument.
I sent my best joke to the group chat and got 'Seen by 9.'
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