Arachnid Dating
'Nice legs' *Swipes right* 'Nice legs' *Swipes right* 'Nice legs' *Swipes right* 'Nice legs' *Swipes right*
Spider tinder.
'Nice legs' *Swipes right* 'Nice legs' *Swipes right* 'Nice legs' *Swipes right* 'Nice legs' *Swipes right*
Spider tinder.
I always pictured heaven with fluffy clouds and golden harps.
The self-checkout machine yelled, 'Unexpected item in bagging area!'
My package tracker has said 'Out for Delivery' for six straight days.
My bank texted me about suspicious activity on my card. I panicked and checked my statement: kale, a gym membership, a day planner, and a book called 'Budgeting for Beginners.'
I strut into every haunted house acting completely fearless.
I spent forty minutes searching the hardware store for someone who works there.
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