Alarming Logic
If you believe the home alarm commercials,
the first thing burglars do when they break into your home is smash your family pictures.
If you believe the home alarm commercials,
the first thing burglars do when they break into your home is smash your family pictures.
What do you call a helicopter with an ejection seat?
I asked the meteorologist why he seemed so emotionally distant lately. He said he'd been going through a lot.
Knock knock. Who's there? Closure. Closure who?
I asked my weather app how accurate it was. It said, 'We're right about 50% of the time.' I said, 'That's terrible!' It said, 'Yeah, but that's still better than your uncle who checks the sky and says, '
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