Alarming Logic
If you believe the home alarm commercials,
the first thing burglars do when they break into your home is smash your family pictures.
If you believe the home alarm commercials,
the first thing burglars do when they break into your home is smash your family pictures.
I found a guy kayaking in my attic when I got home from work today...
Why did the spaghetti refuse to go to the party?
I spent three hours today carefully crafting the perfect caption, choosing the ideal filter, and finding just the right hashtags to post a photo of my lunch.
I asked my doctor why my knees pop, my back cracks, and my shoulders click every time I move. He said my body is just trying to communicate with me. I asked what it's saying.
Most of being a parent means saying "Great!!" when your kid insists you watch him perform an unidentifiable skill.
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