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The Shrinking Ego

I named my eraser Confidence.

Avian Romance

Why did the owl owl?

The Party Guest

Should I bring anything to your party?

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Pong

Pong gameplay preview

Your move, paddle person.

Bounce past the AI. First to seven takes the match.

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The Gluten-Free Undead

What does a vegetarian zombie eat?

Santa's Sharp Ears

A group of mountain climbers once heard Father Christmas go past. They must have had sharp ears!

Bubble Trouble

What do you call a bugle inside of a bubble?

The Polite Canadian

How do you get 50 Canadians out of a swimming pool?

the average Russian day

When you ask a Russian how his day is going.

A Bug's Life of Crime

While escaping from the police, what did one bug say to the other?

The Hybrid Minivan

What would a Prius minivan be called?

The Art of Conversation

Everything is easier said than done.

A New Definition

I came up with a new word that means taking someone else's work and passing it off as my own.

Cold Turkey Troubles

The worst part of Thanksgiving is all of the leftovers...

Hoops and Poultry

Why do NBA players like poultry?

Fishy Reasoning

Why'd you order the Fish n' Chips?

Field Report

Let's check in with Ted our correspondent in the field.

Liquid Choreography

The drunker I get,

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Tron

Tron gameplay preview

Bright trails. Sharp turns.

Outlast the AI in a glowing race without hitting a wall.

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Retail Fatigue

Once you've seen one shopping centre...

Dragon Hygiene

What shampoo do dragons prefer?

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