Jokes
All kinds of jokes - one-liners, puns, dad jokes, and more!
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The Resolution Recycler
Dear people with resolutions, Please bring all your unwanted.. bread, junk food, soda, drugs, and alcohol to my house.
Spicy Heartbreak
Eating spicy food is like expressing your love to someone who has no interest in you...
Brow-Raising Advice
Girls, if you're gonna shave your eyebrows off just to draw them on again, at least make them interesting.
The Literal Recipe
When life hands you 2 Lemons 1 cup sugar 2 tbsp flour 3 tbsp cornstarch 1 cup water 2 tbsp butter 4 eggs 1 pie crust
The Weather App's Honest Review
I asked my weather app how accurate it was. It said, 'We're right about 50% of the time.' I said, 'That's terrible!' It said, 'Yeah, but that's still better than your uncle who checks the sky and says, '
Zombie Survival Strategy
I'd do well in a zombie apocalypse because I'm near sighted, get cramps if I don't get enough potassium
