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Jokes

All kinds of jokes - one-liners, puns, dad jokes, and more!

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Statue Bro

What did the kiwi statue say to the other kiwi statue?

A Name to Remember

Steve wrote home. 'I'm glad you named me Steve' he said in the letter. 'Why?' asked his mother in her reply.

Rock Paper Scissors

Cops are looking for a man who robbed a store using scissors.

Feline Phobias

Why was the cat afraid of the tree?

Grunge Vintage

How do you know if your wine was made in the 90's?

The Fitness Journey

I started a new fitness program. Day one went great: I drove to the gym, looked at it from the parking lot, and drove home.

What do you call going Doctor to Doctor

What do you call going Doctor to Doctor to figure out what your inflammatory bowel disease is called?

The Plurality Perk

S is my favorite letter

The Fugitive Psychic

Did you hear about the midget psychic who escaped from prison?

Circus Blood

Why did the vampire attack the clown?

The Classic Collision

A guy walks into a bar...

A Bright Calculation

How many South Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb ??

Literary Party Planning

Keep in mind that "The Cat in the Hat" is a lesson to your kids on how to...

Furniture Follies

I have a joke about couches.

The Autocorrect Disaster

Autocorrect just changed "I am on my way" to "I am on my waffle."

Literary Sequel

The Grapes of Wrath 2:

Celestial Barber

How does the moon cut his hair?

Vanishing Act

What do you feed a disappearing cat?

Crunchy Celebration

"This birthday cake certainly is crunchy."

The Scuba Logic

Why do scuba divers go in the water backwards?

Calculated Flirtation

I want to study... the area below your curves...