Jokes
All kinds of jokes - one-liners, puns, dad jokes, and more!

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Gym Compliments
A guy came up to me in the gym. "How the hell did you get a body like that?" he asked. "Thanks," I said, "That's very flattering."
Typing Speed
Fast fingers. Funny phrases.
Race the clock while typing words that make you smile.
Play Typing SpeedOrder in the Playground
Me, as a judge: OK, we'll take a quick recess now. *Lawyers start discussing lawyer things*
The Memory Upgrade Problem
I told my doctor I was worried about my memory getting worse as I age. He said the good news is there's a simple trick to remember everything, just associate new information with something you already know really well.
The Infinite Meeting Loop Hole
My boss just announced that we are going to start having a daily 'Efficiency Synergy Session' to discuss why we aren't getting our work done on time.
Worst math joke I know.
Two students sit in a geometry class. One says to the other, "I'm cold!" The other says, "Go sit in the corner." "Why?" replies the first.
Four In a Row
Drop a disc. Plot a victory.
Connect four before the AI spots your winning move.
Play Four In a RowYour next laugh is one click away.
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