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Gym Compliments

A guy came up to me in the gym. "How the hell did you get a body like that?" he asked. "Thanks," I said, "That's very flattering."

Insecure Energy Sources

Don't reply to nuclear reactors that say they're ugly.

Oh Deer, Clear the Bar

A deer walks into a bar.

No Further Comment

I don't care what anyone says...

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Typing Speed

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Fast fingers. Funny phrases.

Race the clock while typing words that make you smile.

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Cheesy Disaster

A cheese shop was just bombed in Paris.

Bankrupt Humor

I was about to tell you a bank joke.

A Plane Question

You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes?

Scientific Rap

E=mcHammer

Ding Dong, Who's There?

The man who created knock knock jokes...

Order in the Playground

Me, as a judge: OK, we'll take a quick recess now. *Lawyers start discussing lawyer things*

The Memory Upgrade Problem

I told my doctor I was worried about my memory getting worse as I age. He said the good news is there's a simple trick to remember everything, just associate new information with something you already know really well.

The Infinite Meeting Loop Hole

My boss just announced that we are going to start having a daily 'Efficiency Synergy Session' to discuss why we aren't getting our work done on time.

Worst math joke I know.

Two students sit in a geometry class. One says to the other, "I'm cold!" The other says, "Go sit in the corner." "Why?" replies the first.

Got Game? Got Milk?

What do you call an NBA superstar whose first job was stocking milk?

Playground Poultry

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

Licensed to Stick

What do you call a bottle of glue in a spy's pocket?

Hole Lot of Surprise

In my local park there are three holes in the ground...

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Four In a Row

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Drop a disc. Plot a victory.

Connect four before the AI spots your winning move.

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Egg-cellent Ambiguity

"How do you like your eggs?"

A Sense of Cents

Do you know what you call a nickle and a penny?

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