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Customer Service Roulette

When I hear "This call is being monitored for quality assurance"

By Chuckles

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A Shocking Exit

Yttrium-barium-copper oxide walks into a bar. The bartender tells him, "We don't serve superconductors here."

By Chuckles

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Zen Insect

Where do you find an enlightened mosquito?

By Chuckles

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Star Wars Science

What is the internal temperature of a tauntaun?

By Chuckles

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A Fiery Family

A Mexican fireman had twin boys.

By Chuckles

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Royal Maintenance

How many Kings of Spain does it take to screw in a light bulb?

By Chuckles

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Culinary Physics

Yup. If pasta & antipasta ever touch, they annihilate.

By Chuckles

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The Constipated Dyslexic

Did you hear about the constipated dyslexic?

By Chuckles

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Funeral Etiquette

[pulls out acoustic guitar at a funeral] alright everyone stop being all [finger quotes] sad

By Chuckles

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The Perfect Interviewee

Interviewer: "What's your biggest weakness?" Interviewee: "I never learn from my mistakes" Interviewer: "Oh, why's that?"

By Chuckles

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Solid Friendships

I find like geologers make really good friends...

By Chuckles

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Reggae Relief

Ibuprofen is my favorite headache medicine

By Chuckles

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Grammar School Dropout

What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse?

By Chuckles

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Calculus and Governance

Taking calculus has made me want to become Prime Minister of a European country

By Chuckles

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Poultry Health

What happens when Turkeys get the common cold?

By Chuckles

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A Chilly Musical Pun

Some people say Glenn Frey got pneumonia from the cold...

By Chuckles

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Financial Horror

My bank account status is...

By Chuckles

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Window Shopping

I don't like drive-thru's

By Chuckles

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Modern Literacy Struggles

Not being able to read because your book ran out of batteries

By Chuckles

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The Misanthrope's Dilemma

There are two types of people in this world.

By Chuckles

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A Painful Night Out

So a blind man walks into a bar

By Chuckles

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