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A Rare Romance

I'm going out with a girl I met online who's a vegetarian...

A Tasty Resume

I'm so hungry I could eat this piece of paper.

Time Traveler's Interview

If an interviewer asks you: 'Where do you see yourself in 5 years?'

Fashionable Nautical Terms

Did you know that you can fit any boat on your head like a hat, if you flip it over?

Fashionable Numbers

What did the Zero say to the Eight?

Space Party Planning

What do you have to do to have a party in space?

A Positive Breakup

My girlfriend broke up with me. When she did, I gave her a note that said "Great Job!"

The Price of Dining

Being poor means having to read the menu card...

Magical Laundry

I wonder if Dumbledore ever used the sorting hat...

The Ultimate Exaggeration

LPT:

The Emotional Thief

Have you heard about the sensitive burglar?

Labeling Issues

I always get told off when introducing my wife...

A Friendly PC

My computer said hello to me

Mime Crime

I played a blank CD full blast on repeat all night last night.

The Overachieving Vacuum

My vacuum cleaner is so good

A Sketchy Situation

Cartoonist found dead in home.

6yo Son

Dad, why'd you spray cologne down there when you got outta the shower?

Winter Anatomy

What's the difference between a Snowman and a Snowwoman?

The Sinking iPod

I named my iPod "The Titanic."

Budgeting Like a Pro

Spent the day removing $550,000,000 worth of stuff from my Amazon shopping cart.

The Lincoln Navigator

Matthew McMonaughey's Lincoln doesn't make left turns...