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Jokes

All kinds of jokes - one-liners, puns, dad jokes, and more!

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Financial Miracles

My wife's credit card got stolen and she doesn't know how...

Emo Hour

Why did the emo kid leave the bar?

Fashion Economics

Urban Outfitters:

Arboreal Elephants

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?

Auto-Correct Rebellion

What do we want? An end to auto-correct errors! When do we want it?

North Korean Funk

Why don't north Koreans listen to funk?

Religious Linguistics

I was going to break up a fight between two Rabbis...

The Air Competition

Bet I could breathe more air than you, bro

Number Crunching

Guy tries giving me his phone number. Me: Oh no thank you.

The Programmer and the Genie

A programmer finds a magic lamp. The genie says "I will grant you one wish." The programmer says "I wish for world peace."

Camping Crime

What do you call a trespassing camper?

Grammatical Bloodwork

What blood type does a man with bad spelling have?

A Dyslexic Man Walked Into A Bra

My terrible Joke but I never forget it.

The Pun Competition

I submitted 10 of my best puns to a Joke competition expecting at least 1 to win, but...

Bear Necessities

What is a bear's favourite drink ?

Time Traveler's Humor

In honour of Back To The Future, I just went back in time one hour.

Toilet Seat Therapy

Wife: make sure to put the toilet seat down. Me: okay.

Hard Hospitality

The hotel we stayed in for our holiday offered bed and board...

Medical Beats

What do you call Jay-Z having a leg transplant?

The One-Word Challenge

Describe yourself in one word.

Teddy Bear Sprint

How do you start a teddy bear race?