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All kinds of jokes - one-liners, puns, dad jokes, and more!

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A Blind Robbery

Last night, Daredevil beat me up and took my money.

Public Service Announcement

Be alert!

Elemental Affection

Forget hydrogen,

Swedish Weather Reports

By law, you are required to turn on your headlights if it's raining in Sweden.

Label Maker Menace

Today my boss will learn that I am nowhere near mature enough

Highlander Nightlife

I was told the Highlander was stopping by a Mexican nightclub.

Fruitful Matrimony

Why don't melons run away to get married?

Second Chance Policy

Of course everyone deserves a 2nd chance,

Awkward Greetings

Sorry I got confused

What do you call...

a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Radioactive Comedy

Never tell a joke to plutonium,

Helicopter With An Ejection Seat

What do you call a helicopter with an ejection seat?

The Door Identity Crisis

When is a door not a door?

The Cloud's Identity Crisis

I asked the meteorologist why he seemed so emotionally distant lately. He said he'd been going through a lot.

The Monk's Order

A Buddhist monk walks up to a Hotdog vender and says

Knock Knock

Ali !

A Spiritual Laxative

What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?

The Retention Strategy

Teacher: Why have you got cotton wool in your ears, do you have an infection? Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep it all in!

Gaming Glitches

Have you heard about Samsung's new video game based on the Galaxy Note 7?

The Commitment That Knocked

Knock knock. Who's there? Closure. Closure who?

The Bovine Return

Why did the cows come back to the marijuana field?