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The Mini-Skirt Speech

My speech today will be like a mini-skirt.

By Chuckles

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The Barista's Emotional Damage

ME: Haha you can tell them any name and they have to say it BARISTA: I have a latte for "A Person Who Deserves Love"?

By Chuckles

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Fashion Nightmares

Thankful that Five-Fingered Shoes company

By Chuckles

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Update the Force, young Skywalker

Said Adobe Wan Kenobi.

By Chuckles

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You know what, we need a huge spoon to take care of this

Guy who invented shovels

By Chuckles

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Beer Math

If you pour two beers in one glass,

By Chuckles

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The Parental Olfactory Test

Kids are like farts.

By Chuckles

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The Scarecrow Award

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

By LaughParty

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Equestrian Tech Support

My internet connection on my farm was be terrible until I moved the router in the horse barn.

By Chuckles

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Tropical Refreshment

Where do drinks go on vacation?

By Chuckles

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Geometry Gone Wrong

A triangle exploded and a piece hit me.

By Chuckles

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Arboreal Elephants

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?

By Chuckles

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Religious Linguistics

I was going to break up a fight between two Rabbis...

By Chuckles

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Number Crunching

Guy tries giving me his phone number. Me: Oh no thank you.

By Chuckles

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The Programmer and the Genie

A programmer finds a magic lamp. The genie says "I will grant you one wish." The programmer says "I wish for world peace."

By LaughParty

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A Dyslexic Man Walked Into A Bra

My terrible Joke but I never forget it.

By Chuckles

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The Pun Competition

I submitted 10 of my best puns to a Joke competition expecting at least 1 to win, but...

By Chuckles

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Bear Necessities

What is a bear's favourite drink ?

By Chuckles

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Toilet Seat Therapy

Wife: make sure to put the toilet seat down. Me: okay.

By Chuckles

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Hard Hospitality

The hotel we stayed in for our holiday offered bed and board...

By Chuckles

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Medical Beats

What do you call Jay-Z having a leg transplant?

By Chuckles

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