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All kinds of jokes - one-liners, puns, dad jokes, and more!

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Intense Camping

Did you hear how the crazy camping show was last weekend?

When Gregor Mendel did his groundbreaking experiments with pea plants,

When Gregor Mendel did his groundbreaking experiments with pea plants,

Military Fashion

Where does a general keep his armies?

Snail Combat

What happens when two snails fight?

Dental Advice for the Undead

If vampires like the taste of blood so much,

Dolphin Dilemma

Did you see the story about the missing dolphin?

The Bovine Commuter

How do cows go from one town to another?

Sleeping Soundly

Apparently "naked" is not the answer when someone mad at you asked,

Hats Off

For what person do all men take off their hats?

A Hungry Traveler

I was Hungary...

A Royal Bargain

So I heard the royal baby was 8 pounds.

The Bar Walk

A man walks into a bar.

The Hipster Virus

What did the hipster epidemiologist say to United States citizens at a press conference?

Sugar Rush Reality

Def Leppard are a bunch of liars.

Egg-cellent Disappointment

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

Courtroom Couture

what kind of clothes do lawyers wear?

Habitual Dating

I always heard it was OK to date a nun...

Toolbox Troubles

A construction worker asked me to make a joke about the contents of his toolbox.

Extinct Applause

Why can't a T-Rex clap its hands?

A Popping Pun

I've created a new type of bubble but I don't know how to describe it.

Seasonal Bedtime Blues

What is a bed's least favourite time of year?