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Jokes

All kinds of jokes - one-liners, puns, dad jokes, and more!

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The Lice Strategy

Telling my daughter's date that "she has lice and it's very contagious the closer you get to her."

A Murderous Sight

I witnessed a murder today..

Condescending Definitions

People tell me that I'm condescending

Medical Temperament

How are doctors so well tempered even under heavy stress?

The Uncertain Bar Crawl

Two skeptics walk into a bar..

A Stolen Throne

Toilet stolen from police station.

A Colorful Mystery

What is Red and Smells like Blue Paint?

The Dog Email

My dog sent me an email the other day.

The Extroverted Engineer

How do you tell who the extroverted engineers are?

Heavy Bones

How much does a corpse weigh?

Geeky Definitions

What do you call a dumb nerd?

Sea Snail

What do you call a snail in the sea?

Fruit Matrimony

Why do melons have traditional marriages?

Financial Strategy

The best way of saving money is to...

Vague Ramblings

Saw a homeless guy babbling about conspiracy theories that doesn't really make sense...

Beach Body Hacks

Lookin for a quick and easy way to beef up that scrawny bod and really turn some heads at the beach?

The Clock Appetite

Why did the clock go back for seconds?

The Vanishing Act

A Spanish magician announced that for his final trick, he would vanish into thin air. He counted down: uno, dos, then POOF!

Spider-Man's Last Stand

A spider the size of a golf ball is in my kitchen.

The PC Pun

My friend showed me a black computer he wanted to buy... I said "Dont you mean an African American computer?"

A Fruity Handful

What do you call a handful of gravel?