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Emails

I had to stop redirecting my emails to the girls in my class.

Spotty Attendance

A guy calls into work and says, "I can't come in today, I'm seeing spots." The boss asks, "Have you seen a doctor?"

Wrong Delivery

I keep getting told I'm a terrible mailman..

Grammar Warfare

When grammar nazis correct me, I start to make errors on purpose to mess with them.

Luxury Pricks

What's the difference between a Porsche and a porcupine?

The Reddit Cycle

How many Redditors does it take to tell a joke?

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Typing Speed

Typing Speed gameplay preview

Fast fingers. Funny phrases.

Race the clock while typing words that make you smile.

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Coding Pains

Why is it so hard for programmers to get a prescription for pain killers?

A Standing Ovation

My feet were killing me yesterday. I bought some in-soles thinking they'd probably do nothing to help.

Gym Motivation

Hi! This is my first time in a Fitness Center. How do I start?

Papal Succession

What happens when the Pope dies?

Klezmer Cravings

Why is Klezmer music so addictive?

The Growing Trend

I got a haircut recently. I thought it was too short at first,

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Uno

Uno gameplay preview

Big colors. Tiny grudges.

Match colors and numbers against three AI opponents.

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Programmer Problems

Why do programmers produce more garbage than others?

Secondhand Sales

I hit some kid riding a skateboard today, on the way to work.

Lizard Problems

What do you call a Chameleon that can't change colors?

Organized Offense

What did the OCD man get thrown in jail for?

Dietary Integrity

They say you are what you eat...

The Fine Print

I accepted the Microsoft terms and conditions without reading them,

In-Flight Parenting

I asked to switch seats on a plane because I was sat next to a crying baby.

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