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Ambience or Ambulance?

[first date] "What's wrong?" I don't like the ambulance in this place [sniggering] "You mean ambience"

Greasy Origins

Where were the first French fries made?

The Strongest Days

What are the strongest days?

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Tron

Tron gameplay preview

Bright trails. Sharp turns.

Outlast the AI in a glowing race without hitting a wall.

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Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

Digital Dairy

Have you guys heard about the new internet milk?

The Liar's Tell

We can always tell when you are lying.

The Uncertain Pregnancy

If you're unsure if you're pregnant or not

The Secret Toad

What do you call an amphibian in hiding?

Cave Critters

What's gray, squeaky, and hangs around in caves?

The High-Wire Breakfast

What does a tight-rope walker eat for breakfast?

Locomotive Appetite

How does a train eat?

Garden Slumber

I grow herbs in my bed.

Hindsight is 2020

Hate it when people ask me what I will be doing five years from now

The Reasonable Genie

*emerges from a large magic lamp,* it's me the Reasonable genie,

The Ultimate Guest

Neighbor asked me over for coffee and said 'make yourself comfortable', so I did,

Reservation Frustration

Why did the Native American quit his desk job at the Marriot?

Dancing Tissues

How do you make a tissue dance?

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Flappy

Flappy gameplay preview

Flap first. Panic later.

Tap through the gaps and see how far you can fly.

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Sally

Why did Sally fall of the swing?

Ghost Defense

When you're alone in your room,

Your next laugh is one click away.

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