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Botanical Biology

If you plant a block of ramen noodles in the ground and water it with cold ones every day, it will grow into a college kid.

By Chuckles
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A Visionary Investment

I let a blind man borrow some money the other day.

By Chuckles
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Sudoku

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Nine numbers. One happy brain.

Give every row, column and box its perfect number.

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Rapper Pet Problems

Rappers are terrible with pets:

By Chuckles
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Reptilian Detective

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

By Chuckles
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Parenting Assistant

Siri, answer all of my toddler's stupid questions.

By Chuckles
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SIRI-ously?

My sister got an iPhone 5c. I asked if I could C it, she said 'No',

By Chuckles
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Royal Puns

Why was Simba's dad killed by the pride?

By Chuckles
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Military Gratitude

How do generals show their gratitude to their troops?

By Chuckles
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Cat Travel Agent

Travel Agent: Hello sir! Interested in a vacation? Me: *puts cat on the phone* [20 mins later]

By Chuckles
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The Half-Man

Did you hear about that guy who got the entire left side of his body cut off?

By Chuckles
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The Flying Trash

What has four wheels and flies

By Chuckles
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Flight Advice

Hey geese crossing the road,

By Chuckles
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Dental Horror

Who has the most dangerous job in Transylvania?

By Chuckles
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A Reflective Career

My friend got a summer job in a mirror factory.

By Chuckles
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Biblical Banking

Who is the richest person in the Bible?

By Chuckles
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Wood You Be Mine?

What did the carpenter say to the girl he loved?

By Chuckles
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Canadian Courtesy

How do you get a bunch of Canadians out of a swimming pool?

By Chuckles
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The Name Game

Name please? "Yo-Yo Ma". Your full name?

By Chuckles
19 +0
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Impostor Word

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One word is acting suspicious.

Spot the odd word hiding among four connected words.

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Geometry Anxiety

What did the afraid triangle say to the circle that was about to beat him up?

By Chuckles
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