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Roadside Signs

My dad was fired from his job in road work for theft... I didn't believe it at first.

Fishy Physics

The distance this fish swam...

Legal Observations

What did one lawyer say to the other?

A Sweet Misunderstanding

My girlfriend and I were talking about pets, she said she'd like to get a manatee.

Agricultural Infantry

What do you call a farmer in the army?

The Literal Bar

A guy walks into a bar

Grammatical Bar Fight

Past, present and future walk into a bar...

Death row

Guard: Any last words? Me: [smugly] photosynthesis.

Spherical Dairy

How does a physicist milk a cow?

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Timeline Trivia

Timeline Trivia gameplay preview

Put your past in order.

Arrange five historical events from earliest to latest.

Play Timeline Trivia

A Breadless Encounter

I was eating at an Indian restaurant when a homeless man came in and asked the girl behind the counter if they had any food he could have.

Hamster Habits

My hamster died...

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Maze

Maze gameplay preview

Getting lost is half the fun.

Find your way out of a fresh maze before time slips away.

Play Maze

The Equestrian Arrest

Why was the horse farmer arrested?

Pavlov's Costume

Costume Ideas For Halloween, you should dress up as Pavlov.

The Missing Letter

What do you call a fish with no eye?

Deeply Meaningful

My friend keeps saying, "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."

French Toast

I saw French toast on the menu at a small restaurant and asked the waitress what the '10% more French' meant.

Priorities

I don't care who dies in the movie...

Digital Etiquette

Friends don't force friends to...

The Weight Loss Secret

I lost fifty pounds in two weeks.

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