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A Heartburn Tragedy

Last night my friend Gavin overdosed on heart burn medicine......

Geometric Geometry

Why do people say "Be there or be square"?

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Typing Speed

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Fast fingers. Funny phrases.

Race the clock while typing words that make you smile.

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Shower DJ

Oh you're in the shower?

Currency Crisis

50 Cent used to be 1 Dollar...

Phone Booth Problems

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Traffic Stop Tactics

[traffic stop] COP: where ya headed? ME: on my way home COP: *shining flashlight in my backseat*

Marsupial Burdens

I bet kangaroos get tired of holding all of their friend's keys and cell phones while they're at the beach.

Stay-at-Home Pooch

What do you call a dog with no legs?

Golden Years Perks

What's the best thing about turning 65?

Dungeon Retirement

How did the dungeon keeper plan for retirement?

Technical Support Needed

How do I disable the autocorrect function on my wife?

The Only Absolute

There are no absolutes in this world.

A Spirited Decision

I doubt Vodka is the answer,

Hi, do you have time to discuss the Bible?

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High Definition Resolutions

My new years resolution is the same as last year.

The Knowledge Gap

You can lead a human to knowledge...

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Pong

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Your move, paddle person.

Bounce past the AI. First to seven takes the match.

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A Colorful Chuckle

What is the sound of a rainbow laughing?

Piggy Picnic

What do pigs do on nice afternoons?

Strip Mall Misunderstanding

I just totally misunderstood the meaning of 'Strip Mall'

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