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The Silent Treat

A kid came to my door earlier dressed like a mime,

A Positive Breakup

My girlfriend broke up with me. When she did, I gave her a note that said "Great Job!"

A Damp Afterlife

In hell,

The Price of Dining

Being poor means having to read the menu card...

Juggling Issues

It's not that Jake couldn't juggle

Ghostly Career Aspirations

If I ever become a ghost,

Magical Laundry

I wonder if Dumbledore ever used the sorting hat...

The Reindeer's Vision

What do you call the reindeer with one eye higher than the other?

The Social Recovery

*sees person I know in a crowd* *waves enthusiastically* *realizes I don't know person*

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Sudoku

Sudoku gameplay preview

Nine numbers. One happy brain.

Give every row, column and box its perfect number.

Play Sudoku

The Emotional Thief

Have you heard about the sensitive burglar?

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Tron

Tron gameplay preview

Bright trails. Sharp turns.

Outlast the AI in a glowing race without hitting a wall.

Play Tron

Pancake Passion

Her: Are you even capable of love?

Labeling Issues

I always get told off when introducing my wife...

The Misunderstood App

Her: Do you kik?

The Mysterious Career

If your date asks what you do for a living,

Donut Drama

Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory?

A Friendly PC

My computer said hello to me

Mime Crime

I played a blank CD full blast on repeat all night last night.

Two antennas met on a roof

They fell in love, and decided to get married.

The Overachieving Vacuum

My vacuum cleaner is so good

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