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The Warrant

4-year-old: Is there candy in that drawer? Me: No. 4: Can I check?

Waiting Room Roulette

If history has taught me anything, it's that the person with the loudest, wettest cough

Extinct Applause

Why can't a T-Rex clap its hands?

The Meatball Method

If you're nervous about speaking in public just imagine everyone holding a meatball sub. Even if you're not nervous picture it.

A Popping Pun

I've created a new type of bubble but I don't know how to describe it.

Seasonal Bedtime Blues

What is a bed's least favourite time of year?

[Commercial]

Camera focuses on a man choking on a whole apple. Narrator: "If only there was a better way?"

Baguette Etiquette

There is a time and a place for accosting people with baguettes.

A Rare Romance

I'm going out with a girl I met online who's a vegetarian...

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Timeline Trivia

Timeline Trivia gameplay preview

Put your past in order.

Arrange five historical events from earliest to latest.

Play Timeline Trivia

Bugging Out

What does a bug say when it accidentally breaks its exoskeleton?

Time Traveler's Interview

If an interviewer asks you: 'Where do you see yourself in 5 years?'

Literal Lunch

Mother: Why did you just swallow the money I gave you? Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!

Fashionable Nautical Terms

Did you know that you can fit any boat on your head like a hat, if you flip it over?

Farmville Prayers

Please pray for the people

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Cannon

Cannon gameplay preview

Aim high. Laugh at the misses.

Choose your angle and power. Land the perfect shot.

Play Cannon

Physics of Affection

Static cling is just physics showing us how much it loves us.

Fashionable Numbers

What did the Zero say to the Eight?

Space Party Planning

What do you have to do to have a party in space?

Buzzing Electronics

I learned that Honey Bees in the United States developed a form of electronics.

Aural Logic

Overheard at work: "that is music to my ears".

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