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All kinds of jokes - one-liners, puns, dad jokes, and more!

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How do you get 27 kids to carve a statue?

How do you get 27 kids to carve a statue?

Emergency Services

911? Yes I need to report an incident. What is it mam? THIS. GIRL. IS. ON. FIRE!

Academic Anxiety

I had the dream again,

Hindsight

Where do you see yourself in five years?

A Tail of Retail

What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?

Muffins

So there are two muffins in an oven. One says to the other, 'Is it getting hot in here, or is it just me?'

The Volunteer Assistant

Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake?

A Sick Country

What country is ill?

Chemical Comedy

Want to hear a joke about potassium?

The Car Wash Curse

Pays $20 for deluxe car wash.

Foot Logic

Me - "Hey kiddo, you have your shoes on the wrong feet"

Nuns and Needles

I recently had to stop making clothes for nuns...

Math's Tough Love

Hey you know how people say they hate math because it doesn't make sense?

Ocean Infestation

The ocean isn't shark-infested. It's the ocean. That's where sharks live. We aren't supposed to be there.

Hog Wild

Did you hear about the pigs who took up motorcycling?

Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination?

Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I told them nothing.

Feline Priorities

Cat: Human, congratulations, I've chosen your face to sleep upon tonight.

Trust Fall Fail

Sorry about the concussion Steve,

The Squirrel Army

Friend: Will we be hearing the patter of tiny feet soon?

Hare-y Stew

How do you know when you're eating rabbit stew?

Grammar Grumbles

Bad grammar is my biggest pet peeve.