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Jokes

All kinds of jokes - one-liners, puns, dad jokes, and more!

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The Smoke Alarm's Rave Review

Knock knock. Who's there? Chef. Chef who?

Cemetery Security

Why do they build fences around graveyards?

Web Surfing in Italy

What's the best city to search the World Wide Web in?

The Gaming Emergency

THE XBOX IS BEING ATTACKED!

The Apple Forecast

The next iPhone won't be a failure.

Construction Issues

I used to have some well constructed ass jokes

Wizarding Wit

If you don't get my Harry Potter references,

Funeral Etiquette

Saying 'I'm sorry' and 'I apologise' mean the same thing..

Zoo Animal Instincts

I've got the eye of the tiger, heart of a lion, and...

Fruitful Farewells

"I'M GOING BANANAS!!!"

Meteorological Humor

What do you call a slow hurricane?

Snowballs

What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?

Holiday Appetite

Who is never hungry at Christmas?

A Nutty Encounter

Two peanuts were walking through Central Park late at night.

The Streaming Cut

What's the worst cut of steak?

Dental Regrets

4 out of 5 dentists agree...

The Digital Cannibal

Why is the upcoming Windows OS called Windows 10?

Tech Upgrades

All the jokes about iPhone 6S

A boy met a girl

She: Every time u smile, I feel like inviting u to my place. He(smiling): Why thank u.. are u single?

Scientific Football

Why is Man Utd's chemistry lacking?

The Snail's Joyride

What did the snail say as he rode on the back of a turtle?