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Flashback Memory

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Old MacDonald's Org Chart

I work at an investment firm. We got a new CIO to head up the Agriculture/Farm investment team.

A Hive-Minded Census

How many bees are there in the world?

Spoiler Alert: 1865 Edition

"Lincoln" is a terrible movie.

Happily Ever Awkward

It was a classic Cinderella story:

The Overachieving Garden Gnome Problem

My neighbor bought a high-tech garden gnome equipped with AI and motion sensors to keep the rabbits away. I asked him how it was working out, and he looked absolutely exhausted.

Sahara Desert

Me: *shares canteen* Companion: *holds it to his mouth but nothing comes out*

Data in Orbit

What's it called when a planet orbits its sun 8 times?

Fire Safety Tips

Stop burning bridges.

A Prickly Night Out

Went out for a few drinks with some hedgehogs last night...

Sole Searching

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes.

The Smart Home Security Paradox

My new smart doorbell is so advanced that it sends a high-definition video alert to my phone every time a leaf blows across the porch, yet it somehow lacks the basic logic to realize I’m the one standing there in my underwear at 3:00 AM because I locked myself out.

The Case of the Missing Torso

What do you call someone with no body and a nose?

The Influencer's Existential Crisis

I posted a photo of my lunch and got zero likes, so I deleted it immediately.

Uncle of the Year

I want to be a "cool" uncle, so I let my nephew play with all the things I wasn't allowed to when I was his age.

Wardrobe Malfunction: Toddler Edition

If you've ever wondered what it's like to try to dress a jellyfish...

Self-Service Wagging

Why do dogs wag their tails?

Lessons from the Small Screen

If TV has taught us anything, it's not to get on a boat with a man we have just started dating...

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Space Shooter

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A Chilling Bite

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

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Tic Tac Toe

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X marks your next brain break.

Outthink the AI in a best-of-five showdown of Xs and Os.

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