Jokes
All kinds of jokes - one-liners, puns, dad jokes, and more!
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The Password Requirements
My bank asked me to create a password with at least 8 characters, one uppercase, one lowercase, a number, a special character, a hieroglyph, and the blood of a unicorn.
A Mushroom Walks Into A Bar
A mushroom walks into a bar The bartender says: "Get out of here! We don't serve your kind here."
A Sudden Realization
Standing in the park, I was wondering why a Frisbee gets larger the closer it gets.
Financial Advice
Have you ever seen those "Give a penny, take a penny" things at convenience stores???
The GPS Argument
My GPS and I got into an argument. I said "I know a shortcut." She said "Recalculating."
The Job Interview
Interviewer: "Where do you see yourself in five years?" Me: "Celebrating the five-year anniversary of you asking me this question."
