Jokes
All kinds of jokes - one-liners, puns, dad jokes, and more!
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The Breakfast Paradox
'No you can't have cake! Breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Here, eat this fried flour with butter and maple syrup.'
A Patriotic Breakfast
Me: [Sits down to eat breakfast] Girlfriend: Babe, you forgot the French Toast