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A Meaty Situation

I've decided to become a raw carnivore...

The Gearhead's Lunch

What is Carroll Shelby's favorite food?

Inflatable Hazards

Inflatable mattresses are great

The Breakfast Paradox

'No you can't have cake! Breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Here, eat this fried flour with butter and maple syrup.'

The Gaming Mobster

Which mafia boss came with all the dlc?

The Fitness Expert

What do you call a body builder?

Galactic Pastimes

What is the best way to pass the time on Tatooine?

The Winwood Wood

How much wood would Steve Winwood win if Steve Winwood could win wood?

The Next R&B Royalty

Who's gonna be the next queen of R&B?

The Engaged Bee

What do you call a bee that gets engaged?

Musical Revenge

I play Nickelback real loud all day

Snake in the Sheets

What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed?

A Patriotic Breakfast

Me: [Sits down to eat breakfast] Girlfriend: Babe, you forgot the French Toast

A Nap in Texas

Did you hear about that kidnapping in Texas?

Grammar Bar

The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar...

Academic Snoop

*Snoop walks into a classroom* Snoop: Tell me about the Big Bong Theory

Cellular Regret

I decided to play agar.io again...

The Acoustic Nightmare

This Halloween, make your friends run in terror

A Tight Squeeze

In the earliest part of my life I was a man trapped inside a woman's body.

Holy Hygiene

What does the Pope use to dry his hands?

The Birthday Diet

My diet could best be described as,