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A Pine-y Palate

This may be not be a mainstream opinion, but I don't believe you should cut down a Christmas tree

By Chuckles

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Reptilian Rhythm

What's a snakes favourite dance?

By Chuckles

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The Only Metric That Matters

I don't judge people based on color, race, religion, sexuality, or gender...

By Chuckles

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

By Chuckles

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Defining Ignorance

Ignorance is not bliss.

By Chuckles

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Alarming Logic

If you believe the home alarm commercials,

By Chuckles

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Chemistry Cat-astrophe

When I was interviewed for a job in the chemistry department, they asked me if I had lab experience.

By Chuckles

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Growing Up Denied

My daughter asked me how much longer until she can be a grown up

By Chuckles

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Feline Consumerism

My cat just walked by me carrying a toy mouse I don't remember buying her.

By Chuckles

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The Procrastinator's Motto

Do it tomorrow.

By Chuckles

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Programming Puns

If you ever need help learning C++, I can give you some pointers.

By Chuckles

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Morning Routine

I may not be getting laid tonight,

By Chuckles

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Signal Struggles

What is it called when you are on the edge of WiFi signal range?

By Chuckles

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The Terminator's Workout

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to the gym manager when he was joining a new gym?

By Chuckles

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Skeletal Romance

How do skeletons reproduce?

By Chuckles

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Alfred the grate

What English King invented the fireplace?

By Chuckles

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The Billion Dollar Bargain

Facebook buys Instagram for one billion?!?

By Chuckles

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High Standards

I've struggled for years to be above the influence...

By Chuckles

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The Donut Interview

INTERVIEWER: Why do you want to work here? ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth*

By Chuckles

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Self-Correction

Don't you just hate it when people answer their own questions?

By Chuckles

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Chalkboard Philosophy

Life is like art done in chalk, beautiful but temporary,

By Chuckles

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