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All kinds of jokes - one-liners, puns, dad jokes, and more!

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Midwestern Vegetarian

Me: excuse me, can you please make a vegetarian pizza? Him: Sure!

The Breakfast Solution

ME: all the King's horses and men couldn't put u back together. HUMPTY DUMPTY: what now?

Avian Dating Advice

What do you do if a bird shits on your car?

Reflective Tragedy

Man died after crushing against a mirror. Witnesses said:

The Fastest Network

What Cell Phone Company does Usain Bolt use?

A Con-Artist's Favorite Holiday

What's a con-artists favorite holiday?

The Best Part

What's the best part of a pregnancy joke?

Emotional Sanitizer

Alcohol is like Lysol for feelings,

Digital Genius, Analog Failure

My 8 y/o memorized my 12 character password that has upper and lowercase letters, numbers and symbols

The Chilly Gentleman

He was a real gentleman

Internet Mysteries

Scientists remain baffled as to why the people on the internet

The Indoor Forecast

My weather forecast is always

The Sneaky Rabbit

How do you catch a unique rabbit?

Avian Prankster

If you have a parrot and you don't teach it to say, "Help, they've turned me into a parrot."

Captain's Proposal

What did Patrick Stewart say when he proposed to his wife?

Villainous Pest Control

Before I destroy a wasp's nest

A Bright Check-In

A photon walks into a hotel. The bell boy walks up and asks, "Do you have any luggage?"

Pandora's Fitness Plan

I've been listening to the official workout station on Pandora for 3 months and I'm still fat,

Liquid Conversation

Did you guys know that water can talk?

The Chillbilly

What do you call a relaxed redneck?

Gym Priorities

Pretty busy at the gym this morning.