Jokes
All kinds of jokes - one-liners, puns, dad jokes, and more!
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The Homeless Bachelor
Met a cute guy at the bar, gave him my number and told him to text me when he got home.
The Tortilla Test
True: If you don't eat a whole basket of tortilla chips before your entree arrives in a Mexican restaurant
The Feline Solution
[commercial] [man comes home after long day, opens front door and is attacked by 8 cats] MAN: There has to be a better way!
Online Shopping Struggles
My life would be a lot easier if when shopping online there was a "Sort by least ugly" option.
Banking on Democracy
so as I went in to vote this morning, an old lady told me to make sure I voted for the candidate that could make change.
