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Royal Printing

Is this InkJet any good? Sure, we've sold it to royalty Princesses?

Camping Coverage

I was told if I got robbed when I was camping, it would invalidate my insurance...

Economic Breakup

Britain will be just fine...

Fire Safety 101

Ok kids, this is a smoke detector, if you hear it beeping change the battery,

The Braided Queue

I will let someone cut the line I'm waiting in,

Cosmic Romance

What happened before the Big Bang?

A Sweet Gesture

What did the hummingbird do to his girlfriend?

The Analog Solution

There is this new awesome technology to do group chats...

The Silent Treatment

I hope the friends that haven't called me in a while know...

Scientific Intimacy

My girlfriend said we should experiment more in the bedroom.

The Persistent Guest

Feed me once shame on you,

Coastal Romance

I'm starting a dating app for people who live in Eastern Virginia.

A Risky Click

If you receive an e-mail that says: ''FREE JUSTIN BIEBER CONCERT TICKETS'' Don't open it!

The Camping Chemist

Why do chemists never do well on camping trips?

The Delayed Release

Have you seen the movie Constipated?

Chuck Norris Energy

If tapped,

Musical Differences

My girlfriend played the cello and I loved it. But recently she gave up the cello and took up the violin, so I had to break up with her.

The Snoop Squad

What would you call the Fantastic Four if Snoop Dogg joined the team?

Braking Point

Did you hear about the brake pedal who had to leave his job?

A Windy Situation

Did you hear that they are building massive oscillating blades in New York?

Jedi Math

Why was Yoda afraid of seven?