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Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

Baa-Dum-Sss

What does a sheep, a drum, and a snake all say when falling off of a cliff?

Barn Raising Blues

Have you ever been to an Amish party?

Snack Time Symphony

What music is good to listen to while having a snack?

Tech Support

How do you assemble a computer?

A Flush Situation

Police headquarters was broken into last night. All the toilets were stolen.

Nautical Bragging

My best friend kept bragging about his expensive yacht.

Smurf Real Estate

Why didn't the Smurfs fit in the house?

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Space Shooter

Space Shooter gameplay preview

Your break is cleared for launch.

Dodge enemy waves, grab power-ups and take on bosses.

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Horoscope Honesty

Gives up horoscopes for Lent, then caves and reads one.

The Unobservant Trio

Three blondes walk into a bar.

Physics Encouragement

What did the Physics professor say to the student?

Holiday Cricket

Why are Father Christmas' reindeer like a cricket match?

The Sober Surprise

We never knew he was always drunk...

This sub has officially run out of IDs.

How did the captain of the u-boat announce to his crew that there were no more passports to go around?

Heavy Duty Towing

What do you do if an Elephant breaks his big toe?

Short and Sweet

Anyone remember the joke about the dwarf?

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Tic Tac Toe

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X marks your next brain break.

Outthink the AI in a best-of-five showdown of Xs and Os.

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The Eternal Hotspot

I want my tombstone to read "Free WiFi"

Microwave Hero

I try to accomplish epic missions

A Light Case

I wanted to sue the airline because they damaged my luggage. I showed the badly damaged remains to my lawyer.

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