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The Insomniac Coder

A programmer began to cuss because getting to sleep was a fuss. When laying in her bed, looping round in her head was:

By Chuckles

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Cat-astrophic Morning

woke up just in time to push my cat off the bed before he threw up.

By Chuckles

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The Magical Canine

What do you call a dog that is a magician?

By Chuckles

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Teenage Lighting

How many teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

By Chuckles

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Literal Interpretations

Me texting friend: Hey! What's up? Buddy: *sends picture of ceiling* Me:

By Chuckles

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Modern Literacy Struggles

Not being able to read because your book ran out of batteries

By Chuckles

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The Misanthrope's Dilemma

There are two types of people in this world.

By Chuckles

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A Painful Night Out

So a blind man walks into a bar

By Chuckles

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A Pasta-tively Sad Pun

Today is National Pasta Day. I have a friend that would have loved today,

By Chuckles

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The Burrito Imposter

Thought I saw a walking burrito

By Chuckles

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THE HORROR!

*splat THE TRAGEDY! *splat IT'S AWFUL! *splat SO MUCH BLOOD! *splat WHY IS THIS HAPPENING?! *splat

By Chuckles

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Alpaca Picnic

I got really hungry when we visited the Alpaca Farm,

By Chuckles

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Coffee vs. Lingerie

Starbucks really isn't that expensive

By Chuckles

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The Nap Paradox

When I say I'm gonna take a nap,

By Chuckles

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Strategic Ignorance

Sometimes the smartest thing you can do,

By Chuckles

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Academic Pivot

Got disoriented and walked into the wrong classroom.

By Chuckles

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Lunchtime at the Farm

Where do baby cows go to eat lunch?

By Chuckles

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Golfing Nightlife

What do golfers do on nights out?

By Chuckles

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Customer Service Eternity

Customer care: Your call is important to us, please hold on.

By Chuckles

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Bad Luck Buffet

My black cat just ate my four leaf clover.

By Chuckles

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The Garlic Defense

Telling my daughter garlic is good for you. Good immune system and keeps pests away.

By Chuckles

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